CROWLEY IN A PREVIOUS LIFE

Sebastian loved Anastasia

He loved her more than words could say

He had the moves that would amaze ya

His piercings were Exhibit A



The stench of incense would surround him

He’d scream at voices in his brain

He stole from everyone around him

And no-one ever dared complain



'cause people said he was

Crowley in a previous life

His smile small and sharp like a ritual knife

His eyes had the sparkle of danger

That Stacey adored

Her parents abhorred



He had some women on the quiet

He probably had some boys as well

He never bothered to deny it

To people underneath his spell



But Stacey put up with his strangeness

She felt she saw into his soul

You couldn't expect such a mighty Magus

To keep his penis under control



and people said he was

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They met amid the noise and the dry ice

Dancing at the local drill

Sebastian told her that her boots were nice

Then asked to make love under will



An hour later, he was getting sweaty

While Stacey was just getting bored

Then just when he was good and ready

He screamed "COME THROUGH ME MY DEMON LORD!"



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He had a band called Nullum Nigrior

He had a cat called Azrael

When Stacey asked him "What do you need me for?"

He told her she could go to hell



She shoved his clothes into a waste disposer

She set his books on fire and hit the switch

And all she left behind her was a note that said

"Meditate your way out of this!"



Crowley in a previous life

His smile small and sharp like a ritual knife

His eyes had the sparkle of danger

But Stacey no more

She’s broken the cord