"our mutual friend" I was looking for the Amsterdam Hilton I was looking for a face in the crowd I was wondering what would keep me from wilting In the space where the traffic allowed When she walked up to me with a gesture That she'd chosen to follow me home And I truly believed I'd impressed her If only I'd known Our mutual friend, our mutual friend Through some oversight, she stayed half the night And tried to pretend Our mutual friend, our mutual friend Through some kind of truce, she's still on the loose Will this never end? Will this never end? Will this never end? She told me that she worked in a graveyard She bit me on the tongue when we kissed She warned me of erratic behaviour And I wondered what else I'd missed And I wanted a good explanation Of the mess that she left on my floor But she took me in her mouth to persuade me Not to say any more Our mutual friend, our mutual friend Through some oversight, she stayed half the night And tried to pretend Our mutual friend, our mutual friend Through some kind of truce, she's still on the loose Will this never end? Will this never end? Will this never end? So I walked into the bar at the Bristol And I threw a bunch of coins on the counter I was looking for a drink or a pistol Or some way to be happy without her And I hoped she would remember my birthday And I thought she would remember my name If she'd wanted all along just to hurt me She'd have done just the same Our mutual friend, our mutual friend Through some oversight, she stayed half the night And tried to pretend Our mutual friend, our mutual friend Through some kind of truce, she's still on the loose Will this never end? Will this never end? Will this never end? I was looking for a battle with monsters I was looking for a reason to smile And I'm sorry if I lay on your conscience But I hadn't been laid in a while And I watch as you pick up the pieces Of the mess that she made of you too And the pleasure of our meeting increases If only she knew Our mutual friend, our mutual friend Through some oversight, she stayed half the night And tried to pretend Our mutual friend, our mutual friend Through some kind of truce, she's still on the loose Will this never end? Will this never end? Will this never end?